Dear Boys.

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Let me get this straight—a minority of boys in my college (and I am not afraid to reveal the name here, but due to privacy matter and to avoid some misunderstanding although I never care, I will not reveal any names…at least, not yet) annoyed the hell out of me. Surely boys—as a girl, I will not deny that I am attracted to almost every cute boys I ever met—but do some of those boys really have to be oh-so-lousy, they make me wish they were never born. Forgive me, but this is so true.

Do boys always have to use the F word in all words? Okay, I admit I use the F words all the time but at least I know what it means and where to actually insert it in my sentences. But the boys in my Basic English class don’t even know what the F word mean and used it against our lecturer. What the hell is going on with boys nowadays? Don’t use the F word if you don’t get the meaning well, morons. It gets all freakingly annoying by the time I leave the class on every Monday. So stop, you are making me hate everyone who uses the F word. And fantastic, even Hongki knows how to use that word now. Who is his English teacher?

I know I could get on your nerves sometimes dear boys, but do you really have to hit me as if I am your punching bag? What kind of boys hit girls so often, I feel like punching him right in his face so that he could understand how freaking mad I am at him. In each conversation, your hand will hit me right on my shoulder. Do you know how freaking painful is was to be hit by boys? Do you? How do you feel if I slap you? Don’t touch me as you like. I hate boys who hit and touch me as if I am something everyone could get their hands on. Excuse me; I am not that kind of girl. Try to hit me one more time, and I’ll make sure you will never even dare to look at me again after this. I mean it. I could sue you if I really want to (I guess).

Where have all the polite boys gone to? Where are all the Jonghoon-like boys who would pull out a chair for a girl to sit or who would do something that makes a girl feel appreciated, at least? Oh come on, don’t tell me boys like this don’t exist anymore. If it is true, go and teach yourself some manners dear boys. I like boys, I freaking hate boys who have no manners and treat girls like rubbish. Get your act straight first, dear boys.

In the end, this ended up becoming a rant post for all the boys who I’ve met in my life—and you, who hit me for more than two times today in Basic English class, who is a year younger than me but never treat me politely as he should, make sure you never lay your hands on me ever again or you will regret it forever. I mean it. I am mean, and I am not afraid to use violence against you.